dennys:

The fierce hydra-burger is an exponential attack of delicious danger; cut one burger-head off and two more take its place.

dennys:

The fierce hydra-burger is an exponential attack of delicious danger; cut one burger-head off and two more take its place.


workout-shortie:

reattachment:

dehl-rey:

ocean-breathes-salty94:

olivide:

rosaparking:

shutupaubrey:

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hellosachie:

tskiyamas:

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๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒธ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘‰

๐Ÿ’•โœจ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿš—๐Ÿจ WHY ARE MINE SO WEIRD

๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜”

๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿป

Lmfao

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘†

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŽ‰

๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿญ

๐Ÿ“›๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿœ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽŽ


exhali:

wuteva-a:

vohyage:

avolating:

timethekidgotfree:

cuteys:

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I won’t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and she’s got the window open bc it’s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, it’s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his arm…. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kid’ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with ‘beautiful’ (and it’s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (it’s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice and doesn’t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parents’ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her and doesn’t tell when she sneaks a cigarette out of said daughter’s bag. And when the weather’s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesn’t have to admit her eyeight isn’t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she can’t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody would’ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughter’s talking about a retirement home where she’ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boy— barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

I’m not crying or anything

I am omg

Oh my god I’m crying

How women transform with makeup!

Fuck off!!!^

there are many versions of this but im in love with this one omg

exhali:

wuteva-a:

vohyage:

avolating:

timethekidgotfree:

cuteys:

kayquimi:

ceruleanrabbitking:

doctor-john:

the-cosmic-life:

I BET THAT IF TWO KIDS LIVED IN THOSE TWO HOUSES THAT THEY WOULD COME OUT ON THEIR ALMOST CONJOINING ROOFS OUTSIDE THEIR BEDROOM WINDOWS AND TALK AND BE BEST FRIENDS AND FALL IN LOVE.

I will not write fluff to that. I wonโ€™t. No.

LUCY I FOUND IT

But what if instead of two kids, it was, say, a kid and an old woman? And at first they just ignore each other and keep their blinds down and curtains shut, but then the kid climbs out onto the roof one spring morning to get a frisbee and sheโ€™s got the window open bc itโ€™s so nice out and she tells him to cut that out, itโ€™s not a jungle gym and maybe the kid shows off a bit and nearly falls, and the old woman catches his armโ€ฆ. anyway, so sometimes they leave the windows open and the kidโ€™ll show off his comic books or asks what rhymes with โ€˜beautifulโ€™ (and itโ€™s totally for homework shut up), and the old woman tells him about all the protests and marches she took part in, and asks him the name of that one cute pop star (itโ€™s absolutely for her crossword now shush). And the old woman gives the kid relationship advice and doesnโ€™t tell when he tries a bit too much of his parentsโ€™ liquor cabinet one time, and the kid comes over and shows her how to use the smartphone her daughter bought for her and doesnโ€™t tell when she sneaks a cigarette out of said daughterโ€™s bag. And when the weatherโ€™s too bad to open the windows, they tape silly pictures or notes to the glass for the other to see (the kid makes sure to make his extra big so she doesnโ€™t have to admit her eyeight isnโ€™t what it used to be), and when it is nice the kid will sneak over and leave seashells on her windowsill, because the old woman said once she misses the sea, but she canโ€™t travel like she used to. And one day he peeks in her window and sees her on the floor, and calls 911 and basically saves her life because she had a stroke and nobody wouldโ€™ve known in time otherwise. And when she finally gets back from the hospital, just for a while because her daughterโ€™s talking about a retirement home where sheโ€™ll have plenty of medical care and lots of friends her age, the kid comes through the window and then pulls another kid through the window who he introduces as his boyfriend, and says he wanted her to meet him. And she sniffs and interrogates the boyfriend in proper elderly relative fashion, and then declares him worthy of her boyโ€” barely. And when she finally does have to go to that retirement home, the kid still comes to visit her, and always leaves seashells on the windowsill.

Iโ€™m not crying or anything

I am omg

Oh my god Iโ€™m crying

How women transform with makeup!

Fuck off!!!^

there are many versions of this but im in love with this one omg

(via faeires)


Last scenes from the LOTR Trilogy.

(via gengaa)


raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vaginaย 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

(via acdc-lover)


guntotinskeletonnerd:

whoareyoujudy:

"Find find motherfuckers" that one killed me

This makes Harry Potter even better.

(via jellyinspire)



mila-kunis-is:

Mila Kunis

mila-kunis-is:

Mila Kunis



wannajoke:

Bemberick Cenderdrich

wannajoke:

Bemberick Cenderdrich


cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a manโ€™s head with my thighs

(via fitspiration)


(via gengaa)



helainetieu:

I hope everyone reblogs this.

(via jellyinspire)


mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year โ€œMy father will hear about thisโ€ Draco refusing to participate in Lupinโ€™s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when itโ€™s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

(via egberts)